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When Sherlock awoke, John was still there. —Sherlock seven-word story

slenderlock:

soulmate AU where everyone has their soulmate’s name on their wrist and John has “William” on his but after he meets Sherlock he decides to ignore it because he knows that this man is going to be the most important and amazing person he’ll ever meet and then Sherlock dies so he meets Mary and then Sherlock comes back and tells him his full name and John just understands

William.

William.

Shit. Shit shit shit.

John rubs his wrist, heart shattering into a million shards as the plane taxis down the runway. He walks back to Mary, an invisible anchor dragging behind him, fighting him with every step.

If she can read anything on his face, she says nothing. Let her just think he’s missing his friend.

Suddenly her face lights up, and John blinks, confused. She points and he turns to see the plane turning around in mid-air. His heart swells, painful, filling his whole chest. He can’t breathe.

As soon as Sherlock steps back off the plane, John runs. Doesn’t walk. Runs. Floats.

"John."

"Sherlock. I… there’s…"

Fuck it, the words won’t come. John clenches his fist. Relaxes. Clenches. Relaxes.

He raises his arm, pulling his sleeve back.

The smile Sherlock gives him could light up the dark side of the moon. He reaches up, rolls up his own sleeve, revealing the flowing script on his arm.

"I know, John. I know."

bennyslegs:

martinfreeman:

pour some out for the foot job that never was

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who the Fuck asked u

John’s not exactly sure who started it. He vaguely remembers Sherlock suggesting something about how his shoes looked pinchy. He giggles to himself. Pinchy. Sounds like something Sherlock would say.

His toes are running across the thick seam on the leather cushion. In his state everything’s a bit fuzzy, a bit blurry around the edges, but his toes are as sensitive as they’ve ever been. He nudges Sherlock’s thigh with his foot, and Sherlock doesn’t even try to muffle the funny, wobbly little moan.

Slowly, like the petals of a flower unfurling, Sherlock spreads his legs. John’s heart skips a beat, wobbles a bit, and he knows it’s got nothing to do with the alcohol coursing through his veins.

He raises his eyebrows, nods slighlty. Sherlock blinks slowly, one corner of his mouth quirking up in invitation.

"I don’t mind…" the words slip unbidden from John’s lips. But it’s not the booze talking. Maybe it’s the booze sanding the edges off his inhibitions, but fuck, he’s wanted to do this forever.

He slides the ball of his foot slowly up Sherlock’s thigh. Sherlock sighs, sinking into the soft leather of his chair. John slides forward, stretching slightly, as the thin wool of his sock rubs against the thin wool of Sherlock’s trousers.

Even in the dim light, he can see the outline of Sherlock’s cock, thickening, stretching. The clean lines of his trousers are all distorted now, and he makes to unzip himself but John shakes his head, smirking.

"No, I don’t think so."

John’s almost desperate to feel the heft of Sherlock’s erection, but he wants to draw this out. As slowly as he can, he inches his foot up to Sherlock’s cock, pressing his toes gently against the rounded curve of his balls, hanging full and sweet in the vee of those ridiculously long thighs.

Sherlock lets out a pitchy, keening whine and rocks his hips forward, grinding himself into the arch of John’s foot. The contact is shocking, electric, and John can’t hold back anymore. He wriggles his foot up, surrounding the thick shaft as best he can.

He thrusts, wriggles, rubs. It’s not the most graceful thing, no finesse to it, but Sherlock’s gasping and moaning, writhing in his chair. His cheeks are pink and flushed, eyes glassy with booze and lust and something else John can’t quite define.

They hang there, suspended between drunk and sober, ridiculous and perfect, friends and lovers, for a moment, and then Sherlock comes with a gasp. John feels him twitching violently against the arch of his foot, feels the warm wetness seeping through the fabric, and pulls his foot away slowly. He adjusts himself in his trousers, fighting the impulse to free himself and have a good wank.

Sherlock stares at him, eyes wide and lips pursed, as though he’s about to say something.

John never does find out what though. The doorbell rings and whatever was hanging in the air dissipates like so much smoke.

pati79:

I know the long legs are all wrong but what I see here is John smirking at Sherlock sulking in the hotel room, embarrased because he got a hard-on in public.

John opens the door to their room, smirking at the long, lightly sunburnt expanse of Sherlock’s back that greets him.
"Hey. Hey."
"Gmgph."
Sherlock is at his most eloquent, which means he really is mortified. Grinning, John crosses the small room and sits on the edge of the bed, running his fingers across the dip at the base of Sherlock’s spine, where the skin is still milk-pale and cool.
"It happens to everyone, you know."
There’s an incoherent mumble from Sherlock, swallowed by the ugly tropical-print coverlet on the bed.
"Who was it then?" John teases gently. "That woman on the lounger down at the end? That tiny little black bikini with all the straps? Reminded me a bit of Irene."
This earns him a withering glare over Sherlock’s shoulder.
"No? The cute little brunette with the cherry print? A little bit Molly-ish, don’t you think?" Smiling, he runs his hand over Sherlock’s arse.
With a groan, Sherlock rolls over, the outline of his cock still half-hard in his snug black swim shorts. He narrows his eyes at John. John can’t help it, he runs his fingers across Sherlock’s abdomen, grinning eagerly as Sherlock’s cock twitches and thickens slowly, further stretching the fabric.
"You know exactly what caused it, you insufferable little man. Those red trunks of yours are obscene."
"Mmm." John preens, fingers dipping just below the waistband of Sherlock’s shorts. "I bought them for you."
"Stop it, John. I can’t go back out there like this." Sherlock’s voice is needy and plaintive, and it kicks John’s libido into overdrive.
Shifting, he settles down on the bed next to Sherlock, his hand trailing ever further downward.
"Well then, we’ll just have to stay in here for a few minutes. What a shame."

pati79:

I know the long legs are all wrong but what I see here is John smirking at Sherlock sulking in the hotel room, embarrased because he got a hard-on in public.

John opens the door to their room, smirking at the long, lightly sunburnt expanse of Sherlock’s back that greets him.

"Hey. Hey."

"Gmgph."

Sherlock is at his most eloquent, which means he really is mortified. Grinning, John crosses the small room and sits on the edge of the bed, running his fingers across the dip at the base of Sherlock’s spine, where the skin is still milk-pale and cool.

"It happens to everyone, you know."

There’s an incoherent mumble from Sherlock, swallowed by the ugly tropical-print coverlet on the bed.

"Who was it then?" John teases gently. "That woman on the lounger down at the end? That tiny little black bikini with all the straps? Reminded me a bit of Irene."

This earns him a withering glare over Sherlock’s shoulder.

"No? The cute little brunette with the cherry print? A little bit Molly-ish, don’t you think?" Smiling, he runs his hand over Sherlock’s arse.

With a groan, Sherlock rolls over, the outline of his cock still half-hard in his snug black swim shorts. He narrows his eyes at John. John can’t help it, he runs his fingers across Sherlock’s abdomen, grinning eagerly as Sherlock’s cock twitches and thickens slowly, further stretching the fabric.

"You know exactly what caused it, you insufferable little man. Those red trunks of yours are obscene."

"Mmm." John preens, fingers dipping just below the waistband of Sherlock’s shorts. "I bought them for you."

"Stop it, John. I can’t go back out there like this." Sherlock’s voice is needy and plaintive, and it kicks John’s libido into overdrive.

Shifting, he settles down on the bed next to Sherlock, his hand trailing ever further downward.

"Well then, we’ll just have to stay in here for a few minutes. What a shame."

mydwynter:

Man, I really want there to be a good Steve Rogers/Jack Harkness story somewhere. I would totally read the shit out of that.

The silence rattling around in Steve’s head was shattered as he dropped his gym bag to the floor with a heavy thud.

"J—" His tongue cleft to the roof of his mouth, and suddenly he was seventeen and gawky again. He cleared his throat and tried again. "Jack?"

Those blue eyes, that winning grin with too many teeth. There’s no way it was anyone else. He strode across the hall, arms wide.

"STEVE! Baby! Long time no see!"

Steve shook his head. Maybe he’d tripped and fallen in the gym, and this was all a hallucination. Jack didn’t look a day older than he had last time Steve had seen him, and that was going on seventy years now.

"But…"

Jack waved a hand flamboyantly. “It’s a long story. And you… I feel like we’ve got a LOT of catching up to do.” He wrapped an arm around Steve’s shoulders and Steve, flustered, lost, sucked into the gravity well that was Captain Jack Harkness’s personality, followed.

abundantlyqueer:

sexual-phan:

padalesexy:

omgredvines:

awkward-idgit:

I SWEAR TO GOD THE GIF DIDN’T MOVE FOR A COUPLE OF SECONDS AND IM LIKE OH YA DEAN WINCHES-HOLY SHIT THAT’S JOHN

IT FROZE FOR ME TOO AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT JOHN WINCHESTER.

god he looks hot

oh fuck

you know what we need?

John could read it all over the hunter’s face - he’d lost someone, too. Someone important. He had his brother. His ridiculously, improbably tall brother. But there’d been someone else. Just as he was about to breach the subject, Dean opened his mouth.
"Who was he?"
John cocked his head, attempting to play coy. “I have no idea what you’re on about.”
"Yours. The one you lost. Dark, handsome, and socially clueless?"
John sighed. “How’d you know?”
Dean took a swig of his beer and shook it at John. “I didn’t. I just described mine. No idea where he is.”
"At least…" John’s voice cracked slightly. "At least he’s not dead. Yours."
"Well, shit." Dean’s brow furrowed, and he laid a hand tentatively on John’s shoulder. "Lemme buy you a beer. Make it up to you."
Somehow emboldened by having said it out loud, having finally acknowledged that Sherlock really was gone, John threw Dean an unsteady but cocky grin.
"I can think of another way you could make it up to me. Get my mind off him for a while."
Dean’s eyes - green, impossibly green, but the wrong green - lit up, and he raised an eyebrow.

abundantlyqueer:

sexual-phan:

padalesexy:

omgredvines:

awkward-idgit:

I SWEAR TO GOD THE GIF DIDN’T MOVE FOR A COUPLE OF SECONDS AND IM LIKE OH YA DEAN WINCHES-HOLY SHIT THAT’S JOHN

IT FROZE FOR ME TOO AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT JOHN WINCHESTER.

god he looks hot

oh fuck

you know what we need?

John could read it all over the hunter’s face - he’d lost someone, too. Someone important. He had his brother. His ridiculously, improbably tall brother. But there’d been someone else. Just as he was about to breach the subject, Dean opened his mouth.

"Who was he?"

John cocked his head, attempting to play coy. “I have no idea what you’re on about.”

"Yours. The one you lost. Dark, handsome, and socially clueless?"

John sighed. “How’d you know?”

Dean took a swig of his beer and shook it at John. “I didn’t. I just described mine. No idea where he is.”

"At least…" John’s voice cracked slightly. "At least he’s not dead. Yours."

"Well, shit." Dean’s brow furrowed, and he laid a hand tentatively on John’s shoulder. "Lemme buy you a beer. Make it up to you."

Somehow emboldened by having said it out loud, having finally acknowledged that Sherlock really was gone, John threw Dean an unsteady but cocky grin.

"I can think of another way you could make it up to me. Get my mind off him for a while."

Dean’s eyes - green, impossibly green, but the wrong green - lit up, and he raised an eyebrow.

From the Desk of Mr. Travis Beacham

travisbeacham:

I’ve decided that Winnie the Pooh and Paddington Bear are drift compatible and would drive a bear-shaped Jaeger.

Travis Beacham is the awesomest.

I will not write this scenario. I will not write this scenario. I will no… oh fuck it. 

The alarm went off, interrupting the relative peace in the Shatterdome. 

"Oh, bother" thought Pooh, as he feebly attempted to pull his paw out of the jar of honey Dr. Gottlieb had given him. He liked Dr. Gottlieb, he was quiet and smart, and for some reason he found Pooh endlessly amusing. Pooh didn’t think Dr. Gottlieb smiled enough, so he was glad to make him happy now and again.

Paddington waddled into the room and doffed his hat.

"Come along, Pooh! They are prepping the Kodiak Omega for us."

Sighing, Pooh held up his paw. Paddington laughed and helped pull the jar off. They skipped off down the hall, passing Miss Mako, who squealed in delight. Paddington bowed deeply, smiling as she clapped her hands. Miss Mako was charming and gave some of the best hugs, but this was not the time for hugs. They would have to wait. There were Kaiju to destroy.

The View From Down Here

I’m still kind of depressed about my health so I asked the lovely folks of the #innercircle for some distracting fluffy prompts, and they suggested “Fluffy 69”, so here goes.

Relatively explicit, so under a cut. Read more at your own risk!

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anotherwellkeptsecret:

I doodled this at work on break. I feel like this had to have happened at least once.

"Mmgph."

The noise causes John to look up over the newspaper. Sherlock’s lying flat on his back, his mobile glaring brightly into his face. John manages to stifle a laugh.

"You know, Sherlock, if you sat up like a proper adult this wouldn’t happen so frequently."

"I did it on purpose." Sherlock’s voice is muffled - he still hasn’t moved the mobile. It’s also wounded and embarrassed and John can’t help the smile that spreads across his face as he gets up and walks across the lounge.

"You… dropped your mobile? On your face? On purpose?"

"I was testing the weight and velocity of it. Trying to determine if it could have been used as a weapon."

Gently, John lifts the mobile off Sherlock’s face and strokes his reddened nose.

"You are an utterly ridiculous human being, you know that? I also don’t believe you one bit."

He grins again and leans over the arm of the couch, pressing a soft kiss to Sherlock’s wounded face. Sherlock grumbles and resolutely does not kiss back, which only makes John smile more.

cecilianbaldwin:

john getting out of the shower and looking at himself in the mirror seeing his scar and runs his hands over it and into the grooves of it he almost starts crying but wills himself to stop and puts a war face on and goes out into the living room and sherlock can tell something is wrong

This is always the worst time of day. The air in the bathroom is warm and muggy, so different from the dry, hot air of the desert, but somehow the two have ended up inextricably linked in his mind. John steps out of the shower. He takes them so hot. Too hot. His chest is flushed red, blood drawn to the surface of his thin skin. Vivid red skin, vibrant and alive, highlighting the puckered starburst of inert, shiny scar tissue.

John reaches out and wipes the foggy haze off the mirror, tries to wipe the puckered scar off his skin. The reminder of the failure he was, the useless weight he’s become. Reminder of the times he nearly died; not once, like his dossier claims, but twice. He wonders what would have happened if he hadn’t met Sherlock that day. Would he have had the bollocks to go through with it?

He grips the edge of the sink and gulps in a shuddering breath.

Get it together, Watson.

Groaning, thighs trembling, he sinks to the floor and leans against the wall. He presses his face against the cool porcelain tile. It’s beautifully soothing. He reaches up to scrub the tears out of his eyes before they can fall, and notices his left hand is trembling, far more violently than it has in ages.

He’s not sure how long he lies there, balled up on the bathroom floor like so much dirty laundry. Eventually, he manages to calm his ragged breathing and slow his racing heart. He gets up and dresses methodically. Vest, shirt buttoned all the way to his throat, thick jumper. Armour, hiding his flaws from the world. He studies himself in the mirror. His eyes are clear, his colour even. If the rings under his eyes are a little too dark, the muscles in his jaw a little too tense, well there’s nothing to be done for that.

Squaring his shoulders, he walks down the hall into the lounge where Sherlock is draped in his chair. He stands immediately, a curious look on his face.

“John. What’s wr—“ John nods minutely, cutting Sherlock off. Sherlock, for once in his life, listens. He walks past John, toward the kitchen, hand gently brushing against John’s arm as he does. It could have been an accident, but it wasn’t. Feigned nonchalance masking bone-deep concern.

John feels a pang in his chest, a weight lifting off his shoulders. How had he ended up living with this impossible man, this man who claimed to take pride in his lack of tact, in his disdain of basic human emotion. This man who could soothe everything with a disjointed brush of his fingers.

He turns to study Sherlock, who is rummaging in one of the cupboards. He holds up two mugs.

“Shall I make some tea, then?”

Impossibly grateful, John smiles.