HOW IN THE WORLD IS THIS JUST GIRL THINGS OK LIKE DO YOU PUT THE ON YOUR BOOBS OR SOMETHING LIKE WHY ONLY GIRLS WHY HOW WHAT THE FUCK
I once tried to eat an avocado. Alas! It got tangled in my beard, and my calloused, shovel-shaped hands were incapable of removing it. It remains to this day, a grim albatross around my neck, reminding me of the time I tried to defy my gender roles, and eat an avocado.
I dunno, you guys, that clearly looks like a vagina.
But does this mean that only women can eat them, or that avocados are a gift from God for men to fuck?