completelycumberbatched:

jawnlovesjumpers:

cosmostrekker:

timeywimeyholmes:

no

because this is actually fucking true

this prick ass bitch

can

• draw
• act
• pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
• and is like super shitting nice
• and it pisses me off
• and to add it all
• he is gorgeous

the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes

YEAH JUST TOMATOES

UGH I HATE THIS MAN

Not only that, but he also:

• Reads a significant amount
• Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
• Can carry out urbane conversations
• Is extraordinarily humble and modest
• Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
• Is ginger.

Some more stuff to add on to the list:

• his immense, extensive vocabulary
• the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
• can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
• he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote? 

Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.

And may I add, he can also

• play piano
• play violin
• scuba dive
• rock climb
• ride motorbikes
• and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
• oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
• and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen

DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)

Guys, guys, guys, relax. You’ve also forgotten - he can’t draw cheese. That’s TWO whole flaws. We’re safe.

(via lama-nice)