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highgard replied to your post: “Woo hoo, got everything sorted out.”:
Dredd is a masterpiece. So is the leather clad butt :-)

Yes, on both counts. I am going to be right next to that butt soon and I am still not coping well.

As long as he’s not wearing leather pants I should be okay. I think.
Anonymous asked, "Ty, do you have an engagement ring from Zane yet?"

theinterrogationroom:

Ty: Well …

Zane: He did.

Ty: That was not my fault.

Zane: He lost it. So I bought him another one. That one had to be cut off his finger.

Ty: Not my fault either.

Zane: The next one I get him with be indestructible.

Ty: But then how will they cut it off my finger when I hurt it?

Zane: We’ll fucking tattoo it on, then! You’re not losing another fucking ring!

Ty: IT WASN’T MY FAULT!

Oh my god I need to know more about this. XD

Woo hoo, got everything sorted out.

Right in time to get ready to go to lunch with Sophie, haha.

At least I got to ogle Karl Urban’s leather-clad butt in the meantime. Dredd is a cinematic fuckin’ masterpiece.

Was eastern Canada hit by a god damned solar flare or something? our DSL and our satellite are both dead. If I wake up in a box tomorrow in a field full of angry girls, I am fucking done with everything.

highgard:

mckirkbyjoja:

That really could be a scene right out of Sherlock…

I swear to god, I looked at this photo and your comment and thought ‘huh, I guess Karl just finished burying Simon Pegg’s dead body’.

Can we file this under: Things that would invariably make Moony’s head explode into a million gobbety pieces.

highgard:

mckirkbyjoja:

That really could be a scene right out of Sherlock…

I swear to god, I looked at this photo and your comment and thought ‘huh, I guess Karl just finished burying Simon Pegg’s dead body’.

Can we file this under: Things that would invariably make Moony’s head explode into a million gobbety pieces.

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

But if you ever got really fucking hungry and you were lost or whatever, at least you’d have a handy food source?

And they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

tiaras-n-teakettles:

tiaras-n-teakettles:

I’ve hit 1,000 followers, so here’s what you’ve all been waiting for! 
One (1) winner will receive the following:
A replica tiara of your choice!
Pair of white satin opera-length gloves
Pair of earrings
A sampler box from Twinings teas.
Overall prize value $135US
The Rules:
No giveaway blogs, please.
You MUST be following me.
Likes do not count! Reblogs only.
Reblog as many times as you like.
Giveaway ends 9/1 at 12AM EST.
International entries okay!
Tiara must be chosen from a list provided.
Legal Stuff:
Read More

Ends in two hours! O________O

tiaras-n-teakettles:

tiaras-n-teakettles:

I’ve hit 1,000 followers, so here’s what you’ve all been waiting for! 


One (1) winner will receive the following:

  • A replica tiara of your choice!
  • Pair of white satin opera-length gloves
  • Pair of earrings
  • A sampler box from Twinings teas.

Overall prize value $135US


The Rules:

  1. No giveaway blogs, please.
  2. You MUST be following me.
  3. Likes do not count! Reblogs only.
  4. Reblog as many times as you like.
  5. Giveaway ends 9/1 at 12AM EST.
  6. International entries okay!
  7. Tiara must be chosen from a list provided.

Legal Stuff:

Read More

Ends in two hours! O________O

lexicaltrap:

Actual Ty Grady.
USMC Shirt? Check. Kittens? Check. Yankees hat for the sole purpose of trolling Nick? Big check.
(Source)

lexicaltrap:

Actual Ty Grady.

USMC Shirt? Check. Kittens? Check. Yankees hat for the sole purpose of trolling Nick? Big check.

(Source)

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

Well, that sure as hell wasn’t a waste of the last sarcasm or anything.

Catou is not a model she was just lounging sensually when the camera went off by itself.

Catou is not a model she was just lounging sensually when the camera went off by itself.